(Sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this the real life?  Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a mudslide, no escape from reality.

Open my blue eyes, looked up to the skies and seeeeeeeeee

I’m just a poor pup, I need no sympathy

Because I’m cute as they come, cute as they go, little for now, not little for long

Any way the hurricane blows, doesn’t really matter to meeeee… my ears flow. 

Mamaaaaa, I need you now

My life has been so hard, 

Lead me to my new backyard.

Mamaaaaa, my life has just begun

So now I’ll heel, I don’t want to sit or stay

Mamaaaaa, oo ooo oo oooooo

Please don’t make me cry

If you’re not here for me this time tomorrow, 

I’ll carry on, carry on, as if someone stepped on my tail.